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Thu, 24 May 2012 23:11:16 +0100

there are no words.

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:06:54 +0100

there are no words.

oh god.

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:06:40 +0100

oh god.

captainl0ki: Golden Retrievers that look like Chris Evans....

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:58:49 +0100

captainl0ki:

Golden Retrievers that look like Chris Evans.
[source:e!online]

there are no bounds to the cuteness of this goddamn man.

lolsofunny: (via wtfsofunny) this film pretty much kicked ass.

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:56:34 +0100

lolsofunny:

(via wtfsofunny)

this film pretty much kicked ass.

lolsofunny: (via wtfsofunny)

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:56:08 +0100

lolsofunny:

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omg lol.

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 03:50:59 +0000

omg lol.

holy jesus fuck.

Fri, 16 Mar 2012 00:33:41 +0000

holy jesus fuck.

oh curtis. is it so much to ask that you just be my boyfriend...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:18:00 +0000

oh curtis. is it so much to ask that you just be my boyfriend already?

ZANG!

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 23:16:00 +0000

ZANG!

omg i’m crying.

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:28:00 +0000

omg i’m crying.

well that’s different.

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:25:00 +0000

well that’s different.

discoveringdaniel: deepheatandabsynthe: fuckingickyricky: peta...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:14:00 +0000

discoveringdaniel:

deepheatandabsynthe:

fuckingickyricky:

petafaps:

elusivezombie:

dinky-diddydums:

shelton-just:

… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.

Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

Galloping abs.

Why did I think of Rachel when I read this?

Her snooch got all warm, too.

Her snooch got all warm, too.

Her snooch got all warm, too.

Her snooch got all warm, too.

“Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

aaaaarrggghhhh no I can never un-read that :(

I’m still hung up on the line

“fulfilled with sexual fulfillment”

omgggggggggggggggg

I LOVE YOUR BLOG XOXOXO

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:12:44 +0000

WHY THANK YOU YOUNG PADAWAN YOURS IS SPIFFING TOO XOXOXO

this might be one of the best things i’ve ever seen.

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:11:00 +0000

this might be one of the best things i’ve ever seen.

i’m a hufflepuff! <3

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:32:00 +0000

i’m a hufflepuff! <3

am i the only person who genuinely loves slender man?

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:31:00 +0000

am i the only person who genuinely loves slender man?

i will never get tired of watching this.

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 02:28:00 +0000

i will never get tired of watching this.

unicorn disco party!

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there are no words.

oh god.

captainl0ki: Golden Retrievers that look like Chris Evans....

lolsofunny: (via wtfsofunny) this film pretty much kicked ass.

lolsofunny: (via wtfsofunny)

omg lol.

holy jesus fuck.

oh curtis. is it so much to ask that you just be my boyfriend...

ZANG!

omg i’m crying.

well that’s different.

discoveringdaniel: deepheatandabsynthe: fuckingickyricky: peta...

I LOVE YOUR BLOG XOXOXO

this might be one of the best things i’ve ever seen.

i’m a hufflepuff! <3

am i the only person who genuinely loves slender man?

i will never get tired of watching this.